14 Million People Expected To Call In ‘Sick’ Monday

Hey, if you think you can get away with it, go for it! Why not? Our boss would be like, ‘Nice try. Now get your butts to work!’

By on February 2, 2018

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Hey, if you think you can get away with it, go for it! Our boss would be like, “Nice try. Get your butts to work!” Although, we apologize in advance if we’re a little loopier than usual Monday morning! O’Dark Thirty comes really early after a Sunday night of fun!

A new survey finds 13.9 million employees expect to have a “bad cough” or “stomach virus” or “the flu” on Monday. (The day after the Big Game)! The Executive Director of Kronos, who did the survey, says, “We’ve been researching the Big Game’s effect on the workforce for more than a decade and while numbers may fluctuate each year, one clear fact remains: #SuperSickMonday is often the biggest day in America for calling out of work.”