Police Respond To Reported ‘Dementor’ Sighting In City Park
Yes, one of THOSE Dementor – the soul sucking creatures from Harry Potter.
By Marilyn Nelson on March 2, 2018
A Michigan police department got a call that a “Dementor” – the soul sucking creature from Harry Potter – had been spotted in a local park.
The Facebook post from the Essexville Public Safety Department recounted the events, with a picture of the “Dementor” – a black trash bag hanging from a tree in the park.
“Earlier this morning, the Public Safety Department received a call from a concerned citizen who reported seeing a Dementor in Smith Park,” the post said. “This is particularly concerning since everyone knows muggles can’t see dementors and because our only officer able to perform the Patronus charm is off duty. Further investigation revealed it to be merely trash. The Ministry of Magic assures us that all dementors are accounted for at Azkaban. Please help us keep the City beautiful and help trash find it’s home.”
Best. Thing. Ever