The Next New Big Thing Could Be Cockroach Milk
By on May 30, 2018
Um, no. No! No! NO! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Not unless it allows me to eat pizza every day and be SKINNY! And, even then. Probably not.
Cockroach milk could be the next big health food trend. Apparently there is some species of cockroach in Hawaii that produces milk that is really good for you, like better than cow’s milk. (So many questions. Like, how did someone discover this? Who would think to taste this? Do they tits?)
Anyway. Apparently some companies are trying to figure out how to mass produce these roaches and how to get their milk to sell. So… look for it… at a grocery store near you. Cockroach milk. Yuck!!