There’s A Golden Girls Cereal, And It’s Just As Strange As You’d Expect

There’s a new “The Golden Girls” cereal, and it’s just as odd and confusing as you’d expect, but the cereal even comes with a toy in the box.

By on October 16, 2018
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We all know “The Golden Girls.” Even if we didn’t watch the show, we still saw the show. Look, I was born in the late 80s and I know the show. My 14-year-old cousin knows the show. We all know the show. But now there’s a cereal.

The cereal is a Target exclusive, so next time you’re killing some time buying an item or 18, browse the cereal section. Also, some people have found the cereal in the toy aisle, oddly enough. Each box comes with a collectible figure of one of the girls, to put that out there for reference. On the box, there’s a cartoon rendition of each of the ladies. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia are all featured, of course. It should be noted that the Dorothy drawing is angry at the cereal from the looks of her. The cereal is colored too. “Must be gold, like Cheerios” you’re saying? Nope, they’re bright blue, like neon blue. No explanation given.

Oh, and speaking of the collectible toys, apparently they’re available at Walmart? So the cereal is a Target exclusive, but if you want the toys themselves without the cereal, Wally World it is. Speaking of the toys (wait, I already said that), there’s some games on the back of the box. Specifically, there’s a maze that you can work your way through while eating a bowl of Golden Girls cereal. You know, kid-friendly. Also, did you know there’s a Golden Girls cookbook and some hot sauces? All the info you need is over here.

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