Texas Town Holding A Race For Underachievers

By Felicia Czochanski on May 2, 2018
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We need to bring this race to Sacramento… like stat!

A small town in Texas is hosting a charity race for underachievers this weekend. It’s a half a K (0.5K) race with a course placed between two beer pubs. Runners will get a beer at the starting line and the finish line along with donuts, coffee, a participation trophy, and one of those pretentious oval 0.5k sticker for the car. The race is full, with money raised going to a charity group that helps feed needy students.

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