Man Beats His Car With Baseball Bat – Arrested For DUI

This guy got frustrated at is broken down car, beat the heck out of it with a bat, and then got arrested for being drunk (duh!).

By Admin on December 12, 2018

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This might be my favorite headline of all time, honestly. But it’s totally true! This guy got frustrated at is broken down car, beat the heck out of it with a bat, and then got arrested for being drunk (duh!).

MLive.com reports: 

…33-year-old Chad Johnson of Harbor Springs was arrested around 10 p.m. on Nov. 30 shortly after someone reported him beating his car with a baseball bat in a parking lot.

While in route to the parking lot, Troopers encountered Johnson driving the car on M-119 Hwy near Pickerel Lake Road in Harbor Springs.

Troopers made a traffic stop and observed that Johnson, who had the bat situated in the passenger seat, exhibited signs of intoxication. A roadside investigation led to his arrest(.)

Moral of the story? Don’t drink and drive…and bats are for baseball dummy.