This might be my favorite headline of all time, honestly. But it’s totally true! This guy got frustrated at is broken down car, beat the heck out of it with a bat, and then got arrested for being drunk (duh!).
…33-year-old Chad Johnson of Harbor Springs was arrested around 10 p.m. on Nov. 30 shortly after someone reported him beating his car with a baseball bat in a parking lot.
While in route to the parking lot, Troopers encountered Johnson driving the car on M-119 Hwy near Pickerel Lake Road in Harbor Springs.
Troopers made a traffic stop and observed that Johnson, who had the bat situated in the passenger seat, exhibited signs of intoxication. A roadside investigation led to his arrest(.)
Moral of the story? Don’t drink and drive…and bats are for baseball dummy.