Hottest Toy This Year Is A Unicorn With A Unique Talent…
I really wish I was making this up, or that I invented it. I’ll get back to you on that.
By Admin on December 14, 2018
…and that talent is pooping rainbow glitter. I really wish I was making this up, or that I invented it. I’ll get back to you on that.
The New York Post writes:
The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn is a doe-eyed doll with loose bowels, and it’s the hottest — and grossest — toy of the holiday season. The $49.99 mythological creature sucks down a bottle-fed meal of slime-making powdered “unicorn food” mixed with lukewarm water. Then, when a child pushes on her bellybutton, she shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.
Kids have been freaking out about the fecal filly since its commercials — and “unboxing” videos, in which online toy mavens unwrap and demo a new release — went viral on YouTube earlier this fall. With Christmas around the corner, parents are freaking out about the toy, too — but for different reasons.
Wait – why are the parents upset? Because GLITTER POOP EVERYWHERE! Read more here.