Couple Takes Motorized Wal-Mart Shopping Cart For Joyride To Bar

Just about the SLOWEST and DUMBEST way to get a ride.

By Marilyn Nelson on May 22, 2018

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This seems like just about the SLOWEST and DUMBEST way to get a ride. I mean, for real!

50-year-old Jeffrey and 32-year-old Santa Marie went to their local Walmart in Largo, Florida last week where they decided to steal one of their motorized shopping carts… and take it for a joy ride. They traveled about .7 miles down the road…to a bar! (Me thinks they didn’t need any more, but one more always sounds good at that point!)

Yeah, a 1/2 mile walk or a $3 Uber ride. The cops didn’t have much trouble finding them… and the cart… at the bar.  According to Fox News, they were arrested for theft.