Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered!

A report from Petty Mayo says that Target, “…soon, they may allow shoppers to drink while browsing in their stores. According to Target spokesperson Angie Thompson, Targets around the country sell liquor, but they don’t have stores yet that allow liquor consumption on site. They are, however, looking to obtain a license which will allow shoppers to drink on site.”

How cool would that be!? Wait…how DANGEROUS would that be?