An Oregon man was arrested Sunday for chasing down a pedestrian and stabbing him with a pair of scissors. But, the most incredible part of his crime was his motive. He told police he had attacked the person because Taylor Swift “told me to kill him.” He also told police that Taylor is his wife. When they asked him where she was, he told them, “we are one.” The man has been charged with second-degree assault, unlawful use of a weapon. Fortunately the person he attacked had such minor injuries, they didn’t’ even need to go to the hospital.